Sports Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?

One drools, the other dribbles

What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley Cats

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Because the players raise a racquet.

Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?

Just in case he got a hole-in-one.

What had 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why can't you play sports in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Random Interesting Sports Facts

• Basketball was invented by a Canadian man named James Naismith in 1891
• National Hockey League players in the 1960's wore white jerseys for home games because the league thought it would be harder to keep them clean during road games
• Some baseball players believe that if you lend your bat to anyone you will be jinxed
• Shaquille O Neil wears a size 22 shoe. He puts on a new pair of sneakers for every game