Sports Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?

One drools, the other dribbles

What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley Cats

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Because the players raise a racquet.

Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?

Just in case he got a hole-in-one.

What had 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why can't you play sports in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.