<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20148801</id><updated>2011-12-14T18:53:24.291-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sports Jokes</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sportsjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20148801/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sportsjokes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Coupon Finder</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02491105738546194906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20148801.post-113539845189689057</id><published>2005-12-23T20:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-23T20:27:31.896-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sports Jokes</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;One drools, the other dribbles&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What kind of cats like to go bowling?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Alley Cats&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why is a tennis game so loud?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Because the players raise a racquet.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Just in case he got a hole-in-one.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What had 18 legs and catches flies?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;A baseball team&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why did the coach go to the bank?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;To get his quarterback.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Why can't you play sports in the jungle?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Because of all the cheetahs.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20148801-113539845189689057?l=sportsjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sportsjokes.blogspot.com/feeds/113539845189689057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20148801&amp;postID=113539845189689057' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20148801/posts/default/113539845189689057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20148801/posts/default/113539845189689057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sportsjokes.blogspot.com/2005/12/sports-jokes.html' title='Sports Jokes'/><author><name>Coupon Finder</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02491105738546194906</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20148801.post-113539823094847193</id><published>2005-12-23T20:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-23T20:23:50.960-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Random Interesting Sports Facts</title><content type='html'>&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Basketball was invented by a Canadian man named James Naismith in 1891&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;National Hockey League players in the 1960's wore white jerseys for home games because the league thought it would be harder to keep them clean during road games&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Some baseball players believe that if you lend your bat to anyone you will be jinxed&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Shaquille O Neil wears a size 22 shoe. 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